It’s Never Me (Self-Serving Bias)

A playful pop anthem that’s both empowering and ironic. The lyrics boast of owning every victory while blaming fate, luck, or others for failures. With bright synths, claps, and a cheeky half-rap bridge, it’s tongue-in-cheek and self-congratulatory. The chorus is anthemic and catchy, like a self-esteem boost disguised as satire. It’s fun, larger-than-life, and ends with a wink—reminding us of how quick we are to rewrite stories in our favor.

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Oh, oh… yeah, I did it, I’m the one!
When I rise, it’s ‘cause I shine,
every victory, the crown is mine.
But when I fall, don’t look my way,
bad luck just loves to play.
I wear the glory like a star,
the failures never who we are.
It’s never me when the story goes wrong,
but I’m the hero when I sing this song.
Take the credit, let the blame slip free,
the winning side is always me.
It’s never me when the shadows fall,
but I’m the reason that we stand so tall.
Write it down in history…
yeah, the glory’s always me.
If you succeed, I showed the way,
if you collapse, it’s not my day.
The mirror tells me what I need,
a legend built on my own creed.
Good or bad, I bend the line,
the story always ends with “mine.”
It’s never me when the story goes wrong,
but I’m the hero when I sing this song.
Take the credit, let the blame slip free,
the winning side is always me.
It’s never me when the shadows fall,
but I’m the reason that we stand so tall.
Write it down in history…
yeah, the glory’s always me.
Blame the stars, blame the rain,
blame the traffic, blame the game.
Every loss has got a name,
but never mine, I dodge the shame.
It’s never me when the story goes wrong,
but I’m the hero when I sing this song.
Take the credit, let the blame slip free,
the winning side is always me.
It’s never me when the shadows fall,
but I’m the reason that we stand so tall.
Write it down in history…
yeah, the glory’s always me.
C’mon, admit it… I’m always right.